The domestic at my husband’s work fell pregnant and was due two weeks after we were. I saw her once and then again six to seven months after the babies were born and so I popped the normal questions-how’s your baby, is she crawling etc. And yes, her baby was crawling…so when I responded that my baby (two weeks older) wasn't crawling she replied, very concerned- “Why not? What is wrong with him?”
What’s wrong with him is that I am taking too good care of him.